Papa:Beti 12th ke Baad Kya Karogi.?
Beti: B.B.A.!
Papa: What is B.B.A.?
Beti: Boyfrnd ki Baho me Aaram..!
Dimag aur Dilme utna hi Farq hai
jitna Phonebook aur Inbox me.
Phonebook me hazaro mil jate hai,
par Inbox me sirf APNE hi milte h.
Meri Khamosi Meri Aadat Hai
In Duriyo Me Bhi Meri Chahat Hai
Meri Zindgi Agar Khubsurat Hai ae Dost.
To Uski Wajah SirF Aapki Muskurahat Hai..
GOLU Apne Dost Se:-
Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha Hai?
MOLU: Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par ab Jail Me Hai.
GOLU: Wo Kyu?
MOLU: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.
Jaruri Nhi K Pyar Krne Wale Pyare Hote H
Dil Dene Wale Dildar Hote H
Prem Krne Wale Premi Hote H
Ha Mgr Roz Yad Krne Wale Apne Hi Hote Hai
Guzre Hue Pal Wapis Nahi Aate
Khushi Ho Jaha Waha Ansu Nahi Aate,
Ye AapKa Hi Asar Hai Janab Jo
'Aap Hume' Aur 'Hum-Aaap' ko Bhul Nahi pate.
Tujhe Chah K Kese kisi ki Chah Karu
Tujhe Bhool ke Q Khud ko Tabah Karu
Tu Zindagi HI Nhi DilLLagi B He
Phir Q Or Kisi ko Soch k Gunah karu.
Zindgi Ki Raah Se Guzar Jaunga
1 Din, Me Chupke Se Mar Jaunga
Aaj Rahne Do Apne Dil me Yaad Bankar
Kal Aansu Bankar Aankho Se Nikal Jaunga.
Bhool Jaye Tumko Koi Irada Nhi He
Tere Siwa Kisi Or Se Wada Nhi He
Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayad Tumko
Magar Is Nadaan DIL Me Darwaza Nhi Hai.
Santa Jagraata Dekh Ke Subah School Gya.
Teacher: Beta 'A' for?
Santa: Apple.
Teacher: Zor se bolo,
Santa: "JAI MATA DI",
Har Zajbat Ko Dua Nahi Milti,
Har Arzu Ko Zuba Nahi Milti,
Muskan Sajae Rakho,
Aansu Ko To Ankho Me Bhi Panah Nahi Milti....
Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti
Zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti
Ae dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhana
dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.
DiL Ka Dard Subah Sham Muje Kehta H
Unse Dil Lagane Ka Pal Yaad Ata H
Wo To Muje Bhulkar Kahi or Kho Gayi
Dil Mera H Ki Unhe Bhul Nahi Pata H
Humari Har Ada Ka Aaina Aap Se H
Humara Har Manzil Ka Raasta Aap Se H
Kabhi Na Dur Hona Humari Zindgi se
Humari Har Khushi Ka Wasta Aap Se Hai
Yaade Aati h, Yaade jaati hai,
Kabhi khusiya to kabhi gum lati h,
Sikwa na kro zindagi se,
Aaj jo zindagi h wahi to kal yaade kehlati hai
Jaane Kab Khatam Hoga Lamha Intezar Ka,
Jaane Kab Ayega Mausam Bahaar Ka,
Rehti H Tere Aane Ki Umeed,
Tootne Na Dena Ye Risha kbhi Pyar Ka.
Paa kar tumhe khona nahi chahte
judai me Apki rona nahi chahte
zindagi bhar humare hi rehna dost
hum bhi kisi aur ke hona nahi chahte.
Aisa Dost Chahiye Jo Hume Apna Maan Sake,
Humare Har Dukh Ko Jaan Sake,
Chal Rahe Ho Hum Tej Baarish Me,
Phir Bhi Aansuon Ko Pehchan Sake.
Ruthi Hui Ankho Me Bi Intzar Hota H
Na Chahte Huwe Bi Pyar Hota H
Q Dekhte He Hum Wo Sapne
Jinke Tutne Pr Bi Unke Sach Hone Ka Ehsas Ho
ZAKHM Aisa Dia Ki Koi DAWA Kaam Na Aai
Aag Aise Lagai Ki Pani Se Bhi BUJH Na Pai
Aaj Bhi ROTE Hai UnKi Yaad Me
Jinhe Hmari Yaad Kabhi Na Aai.
Aap Ko Yaad Karna Acha Lagta Hai
Bus Aap Ko Khone Se Dar Lagta Hai
Kahi Ankho Se Gum Na Ho Jaye Aap
Ab To Rato Ko Sone Se B Dar Lagta Hai.
Wo pareshan to karti he magr rulati nai
Itni achi h ki kabhi satati nai
Humne pucha pyar karti ho humse?
Hans k boli karti to hu magr jatati nai..
Humari Har Ada Ka Aaina Aap Se H
Humara Har Manzil Ka Rasta Aap Se H
Kbhi Na Dur Hona Humari Zindgi se
Humari Har Khusi Ka Wasta Aap Se H.
Wo Humhe Bhulane Ki Baat Krte h
Zara Pucho Hum Use Kitna Yad Krte h
chehre Pe Hasi Ka Dikhawa h
Mgr Tanhai Me Ansuo Se Kitni Fariya karte
Use Dekhkar Subah Ka Ujala Nikla
Mera Pyar Duniya Me Sbse Nirala Nikla
Jise Chaha Humne Jaan Se B Jyada
Wo Kisi Aur Ka Chahne Wala Nikla.
Tamanna Hai Khusiyo Ki Bahaar Mile ApKo
Jo DiL Chahe Wo Baar-2 MiLe ApKo
Hum Aksar Pa Kr Kho DeTe Hai,
Mgr Kabi Na Khone WaLa Pyar MiLe ApKo.
Smandar ki khamosi uski Gehrai Batati h
Dosto ki kami Apni Tanhai Batati h
Yu to Dost hamesha pyare hote h,
Par unki kimat unki judai Batati h.
Diya apki dahliz pe har roj jala kare
Har phool apke angan me khila kare
Apka har ek safar ho itna hansi
ki har khushi apke sath chala kare.
Teri Chahat Ki Agar Har Khwahish
Mere Aansu Se Puri Ho Jaye To,
Mujhe Kasam Hai Us KHUDA Ki "Ae Dost"
Mere Honthon Par Kabhi Hansi Na Aaye.
Har Sham 1 Dhun Gungunati H
Har Phool Se Khusbo Aati H
Aap K Man Me Besak Khayal Na Ho Humara
Par Hume To Har Lamha Aap Ki Yaad aati Hai,
Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Kar To Dekho,
Tum Hi Tum Iss Me Nazar Aaoge,
Dhadkan Iss Me Ho Na Ho,
Apni Muhobbat Se Ise Dhadakta Hua Paoge
Na Hu Be-wafa Bus Badal Sa Gaya Hu
Pyar Karne Se Sambhal Sa Gaya Hu
Toota Jo Dil To Dard Hua Itna
Mile Zakhmon Se Kuch Seham Sa Gaya Hu.
Beti: B.B.A.!
Papa: What is B.B.A.?
Beti: Boyfrnd ki Baho me Aaram..!
Dimag aur Dilme utna hi Farq hai
jitna Phonebook aur Inbox me.
Phonebook me hazaro mil jate hai,
par Inbox me sirf APNE hi milte h.
Meri Khamosi Meri Aadat Hai
In Duriyo Me Bhi Meri Chahat Hai
Meri Zindgi Agar Khubsurat Hai ae Dost.
To Uski Wajah SirF Aapki Muskurahat Hai..
GOLU Apne Dost Se:-
Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha Hai?
MOLU: Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par ab Jail Me Hai.
GOLU: Wo Kyu?
MOLU: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.
Jaruri Nhi K Pyar Krne Wale Pyare Hote H
Dil Dene Wale Dildar Hote H
Prem Krne Wale Premi Hote H
Ha Mgr Roz Yad Krne Wale Apne Hi Hote Hai
Guzre Hue Pal Wapis Nahi Aate
Khushi Ho Jaha Waha Ansu Nahi Aate,
Ye AapKa Hi Asar Hai Janab Jo
'Aap Hume' Aur 'Hum-Aaap' ko Bhul Nahi pate.
Tujhe Chah K Kese kisi ki Chah Karu
Tujhe Bhool ke Q Khud ko Tabah Karu
Tu Zindagi HI Nhi DilLLagi B He
Phir Q Or Kisi ko Soch k Gunah karu.
Zindgi Ki Raah Se Guzar Jaunga
1 Din, Me Chupke Se Mar Jaunga
Aaj Rahne Do Apne Dil me Yaad Bankar
Kal Aansu Bankar Aankho Se Nikal Jaunga.
Bhool Jaye Tumko Koi Irada Nhi He
Tere Siwa Kisi Or Se Wada Nhi He
Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayad Tumko
Magar Is Nadaan DIL Me Darwaza Nhi Hai.
Santa Jagraata Dekh Ke Subah School Gya.
Teacher: Beta 'A' for?
Santa: Apple.
Teacher: Zor se bolo,
Santa: "JAI MATA DI",
Har Zajbat Ko Dua Nahi Milti,
Har Arzu Ko Zuba Nahi Milti,
Muskan Sajae Rakho,
Aansu Ko To Ankho Me Bhi Panah Nahi Milti....
Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti
Zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti
Ae dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhana
dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.
DiL Ka Dard Subah Sham Muje Kehta H
Unse Dil Lagane Ka Pal Yaad Ata H
Wo To Muje Bhulkar Kahi or Kho Gayi
Dil Mera H Ki Unhe Bhul Nahi Pata H
Humari Har Ada Ka Aaina Aap Se H
Humara Har Manzil Ka Raasta Aap Se H
Kabhi Na Dur Hona Humari Zindgi se
Humari Har Khushi Ka Wasta Aap Se Hai
Yaade Aati h, Yaade jaati hai,
Kabhi khusiya to kabhi gum lati h,
Sikwa na kro zindagi se,
Aaj jo zindagi h wahi to kal yaade kehlati hai
Jaane Kab Khatam Hoga Lamha Intezar Ka,
Jaane Kab Ayega Mausam Bahaar Ka,
Rehti H Tere Aane Ki Umeed,
Tootne Na Dena Ye Risha kbhi Pyar Ka.
Paa kar tumhe khona nahi chahte
judai me Apki rona nahi chahte
zindagi bhar humare hi rehna dost
hum bhi kisi aur ke hona nahi chahte.
Aisa Dost Chahiye Jo Hume Apna Maan Sake,
Humare Har Dukh Ko Jaan Sake,
Chal Rahe Ho Hum Tej Baarish Me,
Phir Bhi Aansuon Ko Pehchan Sake.
Ruthi Hui Ankho Me Bi Intzar Hota H
Na Chahte Huwe Bi Pyar Hota H
Q Dekhte He Hum Wo Sapne
Jinke Tutne Pr Bi Unke Sach Hone Ka Ehsas Ho
ZAKHM Aisa Dia Ki Koi DAWA Kaam Na Aai
Aag Aise Lagai Ki Pani Se Bhi BUJH Na Pai
Aaj Bhi ROTE Hai UnKi Yaad Me
Jinhe Hmari Yaad Kabhi Na Aai.
Aap Ko Yaad Karna Acha Lagta Hai
Bus Aap Ko Khone Se Dar Lagta Hai
Kahi Ankho Se Gum Na Ho Jaye Aap
Ab To Rato Ko Sone Se B Dar Lagta Hai.
Wo pareshan to karti he magr rulati nai
Itni achi h ki kabhi satati nai
Humne pucha pyar karti ho humse?
Hans k boli karti to hu magr jatati nai..
Humari Har Ada Ka Aaina Aap Se H
Humara Har Manzil Ka Rasta Aap Se H
Kbhi Na Dur Hona Humari Zindgi se
Humari Har Khusi Ka Wasta Aap Se H.
Wo Humhe Bhulane Ki Baat Krte h
Zara Pucho Hum Use Kitna Yad Krte h
chehre Pe Hasi Ka Dikhawa h
Mgr Tanhai Me Ansuo Se Kitni Fariya karte
Use Dekhkar Subah Ka Ujala Nikla
Mera Pyar Duniya Me Sbse Nirala Nikla
Jise Chaha Humne Jaan Se B Jyada
Wo Kisi Aur Ka Chahne Wala Nikla.
Tamanna Hai Khusiyo Ki Bahaar Mile ApKo
Jo DiL Chahe Wo Baar-2 MiLe ApKo
Hum Aksar Pa Kr Kho DeTe Hai,
Mgr Kabi Na Khone WaLa Pyar MiLe ApKo.
Smandar ki khamosi uski Gehrai Batati h
Dosto ki kami Apni Tanhai Batati h
Yu to Dost hamesha pyare hote h,
Par unki kimat unki judai Batati h.
Diya apki dahliz pe har roj jala kare
Har phool apke angan me khila kare
Apka har ek safar ho itna hansi
ki har khushi apke sath chala kare.
Teri Chahat Ki Agar Har Khwahish
Mere Aansu Se Puri Ho Jaye To,
Mujhe Kasam Hai Us KHUDA Ki "Ae Dost"
Mere Honthon Par Kabhi Hansi Na Aaye.
Har Sham 1 Dhun Gungunati H
Har Phool Se Khusbo Aati H
Aap K Man Me Besak Khayal Na Ho Humara
Par Hume To Har Lamha Aap Ki Yaad aati Hai,
Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Kar To Dekho,
Tum Hi Tum Iss Me Nazar Aaoge,
Dhadkan Iss Me Ho Na Ho,
Apni Muhobbat Se Ise Dhadakta Hua Paoge
Na Hu Be-wafa Bus Badal Sa Gaya Hu
Pyar Karne Se Sambhal Sa Gaya Hu
Toota Jo Dil To Dard Hua Itna
Mile Zakhmon Se Kuch Seham Sa Gaya Hu.
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